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It tells me all I need to know about you if: 
  • In a public restroom, you hunker down for a long stretch, emitting all manner of bodily noises and odors.   (Ew.  Take that sh*t home, please.  Literally!)
  • When a car is stopped, waiting for you to cross the street, you walk as slowly as humanly as possible.  (Yes, we can tell you're going slow as some kind of lame and twisted power grab.  And yes, it is childish and obnoxious, and is all I really need to know about you.)
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  • You litter the public ways – at all, ever.  And that includes...
  • While walking down a busy sidewalk, you snort, hack and then matter-of-factly spit something right on the foot path.  (How about using the grass, street, or a garbage can?  Or better yet, not doing that in public at all?)  People who do this tell me pretty much all I need to know about them.
  • You rush to get into a crowded elevator, making people who need to get off excuse themselves and go around you.  (Those getting off have the right-of-way...  Duh.)
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It's also all I need to know about you if you do pretty much any of the things in the following startlingly funny and disgusting video:
 


Comments

Cari

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:19:19

Totally flabergasted! Wouldn´t really know what to add or comment after reading so many brilliant phrases of an exarcebated wit! Lovely blog, simple and austere design, attractive personality...Congrats

 

Wade M

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:42:46

Um ew. I think it should be said that we know all we need to know about the guys who made that sign and that video, too.

 



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