I know all I need to know about you if:
- You actively groom at the table while dining out. And by “actively groom” I mean pick at teeth, nose, ears, hair, nails, etc. – your own or your date’s. (Do people seriously not know how disgusting and uncouth this is? Well, you do now.)
- On a dinner date, your phone rings, and you actually take the call -- at the table. Anything other than a quick "I'll have to call you back" is supremely rude, and is essentially all I need to know about you. (Your date may be similarly unimpressed, btw.)
- While having dinner with your significant other, you completely and obviously , lewdly and lasciviously, check out every attractive passerby. (I shudder to think how you look at people when you're not on a date.)
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