You go to the movies with friends and talk loudly through the whole thing. (Shouldn't you be at a tractor pull or monster truck rally?)
You holler at the top of your lungs at the movie screen, as if the characters might actually hear you. (We all know you're just trying to be funny. We also know, as should you, that most of the time you're not.)
You crinkle candy, gum or any food wrappers during the quietest scenes in the movie. (Don't even try to say you don't know that noise is disruptive. It is, and you are just as rude as the Chatty Cathys.)
You show no ability whatsoever to stifle, or at least quiet, your coughs, sneezes, sniffles, burps, etc. (No no further explanation needed. I've got all I need to know about you, and it isn't flattering.)
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