It is most certainly all I need to know about you if:- You have a really bad hair piece or really obvious plugs. (Hey guys, here's a tip for you: no real woman prefers that follicular sadness to a bit of baldness. In fact, shaved heads are pretty sexy. Take that, Sy Sperling!)
- Your face looks like that freaky lady from the classic Terry Gilliam movie, "Brazil." (That much plastic surgery is both scary and sad. Anyone who would choose to do that to themselves is not someone with whom I'm likely to have anything in common. )
Click Here to Share Your Own- You have fake boobs, a fake tan, collagen lips, cheekbone implants, veneers on your teeth and hair bleached to within an inch of its life. (Who really are you, anyway? I know: not anyone I will be hanging out with anytime soon.)
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