I've got all I need to know about you if: - You have a "grill" -- and I'm not talking about a Weber or Smoky Joe. If the white part of your teeth is completely covered by so-called ice, gold, or any other bling, you and I clearly have nothing in common.
- You wear an oversized, sideways baseball cap and gigantic jeans that are (intentionally) slung below your tighty whities. Or tighty reds, blues, plaids – whatever. (Seriously – why? Comfort? Doubt it. Style? Um, no. To show unequivocally that you are a complete pinhead, the likes of whom I would never befriend? Check!) People who choose to dress like this tell me absolutely all I need to know about them.
Click Here to Share Your Own- You walk around in head-to-toe camo gear -- and you, let’s just say, are quite obviously not in the military and do not need camouflage. (I may be afraid of you, but I don’t have to be your friend.)
- You walk around with one of those ridiculous, giant medallions around your neck, ala Flavor Flav's clock from decades ago. (It was barely passably cool years ago when Run DMC and Public Enemy did it. On you, today? Um, no.)
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