You breathe through your mouth on a crowded bus or train. (News flash: no one likes other people’s exhaled breath. And isn't breathing what our noses are for?!)
On a crowded bus or train, despite everyone around you shuffling and maneuvering to accommodate others, you stay put, ignoring every request to move to the rear. (Yeah, like "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" is that engrossing. Admit it: you're just selfish and inconsiderate.)
When a senior citizen, disabled person, or lady with small kids gets on, you do not offer that person your seat. (So you really were raised by wolves, it seems. Good to know.)
You sing out loud -- very loud -- to your Ipod or Zune. (Yes, I have the unmitigated gall to prefer Zune to Ipod. Sue me, Steve Jobs. Bring it!)
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