It is all I need to know about you if:
- You wear tons of jangly metal jewelry to the airport that has to be removed at the security line, but you (of course) don’t think to take it off before going through. (Come on Madonna, get into the groove.)
- Shortly after the flight attendant announces that a line may not be formed by the forward lavatory – and that, yes, one person counts as a “line”-- you go stand outside the forward lavatory, waiting. (If you absolutely must eat three Taco Bell Crunchy Wrap Supremes before getting on the plane, make sure your sphincter can handle the wait.)
Click Here to Share Your Own - Rather than read, watch a movie, listen to music or sleep, like most folks do, you simply sit and stare at people for the whole flight. (I don't like it, I don't get it ,and I don't want to get it. Particularly if the person you’re staring at is me. If we were on the ground, I'd consider introducing you to my favorite new pepper spray.)
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